A Strangers Panties from Denny's

Some truths never seem to go away.  I guess that’s why they call it a truth. The fact is, I will never stop loving waffles. I think waffles are the key to our happiness, and they’re just a fun snack. Even the jack-ass in Shrek knows this. Sometimes I go very late at night to eat waffles. Sometimes, I’m very drunk when I do that. Sometimes, I decide it’s fun to make out with people in the bathroom.
 
So yes, technically this wasn’t a steal as much of as a trade, but I earned it either way. And am now passing forward to the next soul. The world is a big place. When you find yourself face to face with a spontaneous drive, take it. Sometimes it leads to amazing places, sometimes it leads you to kissing a stranger and keeping their clothes inside  a Denny’s bathroom handicap stall.