Mr. Stern's Shirt

The story: He thought it was funny to host a bi-monthly Facebook event called “Jimmy Buffet’s Happy Hour/1999 Class Reunion Slumber Bar Mitzvah for Adopted Children on Thanksgiving, Speak-Easy Themed Housewarming Party”
 
Stern is a bowler by night, bookie by day, and always available between 4:19 and 4:20. My father would have described him as a scoundrel, and like Hon Solo, he is. 
 
His daughter was a close friend of mine when we were kids. So it was weird when he started flirting with me last time I came home to visit. 
 
Despite my Mean Survari fantasy, I didn’t actually go through with anything. 
 
He liked to remind people how his wife took half, I only took this shirt. It’s kind of my favorite.